U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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