found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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