it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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