her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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