would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
