so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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