she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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