We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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