i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
