I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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