Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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