I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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