My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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