I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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