you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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