Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
They have beer where we have blood.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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