I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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