and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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