i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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