wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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