operation have a gay friend backfired
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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