West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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