I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
