friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
She even gives head with a lisp.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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