I'm really into asian looking animals
fuck your aforementioned shoe
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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