So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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