In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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