i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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