your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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