Me. At least after what I've been through.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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