Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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