Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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