come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You were trust falling into bushes
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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