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(312): View more from Illinois

Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex

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(416): View more from Ontario

Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.

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(912): View more from Georgia

Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina

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(240): View more from Maryland

I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence

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