i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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