I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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