Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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