I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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