Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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