this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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