He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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