how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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