I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We have so much sex to catch up on
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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