Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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