So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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