Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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