It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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