I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
