the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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