theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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